Friday, February 24, 2006

Remember Chappaquiddick!


I just couldn't resist posting this. Blake sent me a link to an article about a guy at Massasoit Community College in Massachusetts, who yelled "remember Chappaquiddick" as the bloated Senator Kennedy began a speech. The irony is that the picture of Kennedy shows him out on the water, and he looks so bloated you could actually mistake him for a drowning victim.


LINK to article here

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Ted Kennedy was on the prowl in Columbia tonight!


Our boy Teddy K sent me this shot from his phone tonight, live from the A&M/Mizzou game in Columbia. He was witness that the Aggies actually do have a basketball team, and saw our boys in maroon pull out a close victory, and get one step closer to the long-shot NCAA bid!

He tells me he was 7th row, right behind the Aggie bench, and that the team is staying on his floor at the hotel, but you never know when ol' Ted Kennedy is lying.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Thank you RC


RC Slocum will be inducted into the Texas Sports Hall of Fame tonight in Waco. Although I have cursed him many times, and his career at A&M ended on a sour note with a dismissal after a 6-6 season, I have much appreciation for what he did for Texas Aggie football in the late eighties and through the nineties.

With a 14 year record of 123-47-2, Slocum is the winningest coach in A&M history, and led A&M to be the only school in SWC history to post 3 consecutive perfect conference records. His "Wrecking Crew" defense led the SWC in all four statistical categories from 1991 through 1993 and led the nation in total defense in 1991. Slocum NEVER had a losing season. The only true blemishes on his career were his two 6-6 seasons ('96 and '02), and his 7-7 record against Texas Tech.

Thanks RC!

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Seattle Seahags steal revered Aggie tradition


http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/sports/colleges/13735890.htm

EXCERPTS from the above link:

The playoffs -- with the No. 12 flag waving high atop Seattle's Space Needle and another one flapping in the south end of the stadium -- have finally exposed Seattle's 12th man tradition to the rest of the nation, and a stunned College Station -- the official Home of the 12th Man, legally speaking.

Texas A&M officials are hot over what athletic director Bill Byrne termed Seattle's "brazen use of the 12th Man theme" in his Wednesday Internet column.

A&M, whose own 12th Man tradition dates back to 1922, holds two trademark registrations on "12th Man." Secured in 1990 and 1996, the trademarks include entertainment services, "namely organizing and conducting intercollegiate sporting events," and products, such as caps, T-shirts, novelty buttons and jewelry.

The Web site, SeaHawkers.org, the official site of the team's booster club, offers downloadable computer desktop wallpaper that reads: "At Home We are the 12th Man" and "On the Road We are the 12th Man."

"There's 12th man towels on eBay and all types of 12th man merchandise that we've seen," A&M's Moore said. "We really have no way of knowing whether the Seahawks are putting that out or not."

Geoff Mantooth, a Fort Worth-based registered patent and trademark attorney, said A&M might be able to win a court battle. He said A&M could seek damages for past infringement, stop future infringement and even ask for the Seahawks' profits on any 12th man merchandise.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

committments

Goodson picks A&M: Klein Collins' Michael Goodson, the top-ranked running back in the state, said Monday that he has orally committed to Texas A&M.

Goodson (6-0, 205), who picked the Aggies over USC, said staying in state was too good to pass up. Goodson originally committed to Oklahoma State. He rushed for 973 yards and eight touchdowns on 99 carries for a Klein Collins team that went 3-7.

Briefly: Celina wide receiver Adam James (6-3, 235) said he has committed to Texas Tech. James, the son of former SMU and NFL running back Craig James, picked the Red Raiders over Tulsa. ...

Sunday, January 22, 2006

NFL scout goes out on a limb

with this against the grain prediction:

"Write this down," said NFL evaluator Dan Shonka, a former scout with three NFL teams. "Reggie McNeal will be a better pro quarterback than Vince Young. Vince is a good athlete, but he could be a $50 million mistake."

"He'll definitely be a first-round pick," Shonka said. "There'll be 32 stupid teams if he isn't."
Reggie supposedly boosted his draft stock significantly yesterday with his MVP performance in the East/West Shrine game, going 9/11 for 211 yards and carrying for 32.

Saturday, January 21, 2006

very strange

today at 3 pm on ESPN2:

EJ Whitley blocking for Reggie McNeal handing off to Taurean Henderson........Dwayne Slay and Jaxson Appel side by side in the backfield with Johnny Jolly rushing the passer....

They should call this the Roosterbowl Hall of Fame game.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Who the hell is Jenn Sterger?

Just because college football is over, it doesn't mean we have to listen to Longhorn bandwagonners blathering endlessly about their title. LET'S TALK FLORIDA STATE SEMINOLES!
Am I the last one to get clued in to Jenn Sterger mania? I had to hear about it on gordonkeith.com, so I know I am way behind. Apparently, this girl Jenn Sterger and her friends, who call themselves the FSU Cowgirls, like to dress in VERY little, and attend Seminole games. Allegedly, Brent Musberger spotted them on TV during the Miami game, and proclaimed: "15,000 red-blooded young American men just signed up to go to Florida State next year".


They post all their pictures on this college site called facebook.com, which I had also never heard of (I am getting very old). I don't remember girls at A&M dressing quite like this at football games...or anywhere else, for that matter.

Now, this Jenn Sterger has gotten so popular, that she is posing in upcoming issues of Maxim and Playboy. If this Jenn Sterger mania continues, we may have to ask her to be an honorary Roosterchick!

Sunday, January 08, 2006

halleluja! -------- TheTicket: Vince Young

halleluja!
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TheTicket: Vince Young turns pro. Press Conf live @3pm on The Ticket

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Hats off to Vince Young

You won the national title and shoved the Heisman right up Reggie Bush's ass. You have nothing left to prove, so get on out of here. Besides, you look good in green.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Congratulations Red Raiders

Tech players and fans should hold their heads high after yesterday's performance in their biggest game in 30 years. Ultimately, great defense prevailed over high flying, gimmicky offense, just as it always does in big games, but Tech's defense put up their best effort of the season, and arguably, of the last two decades. They were in it the whole time, but the Leach spread offense just couldn't get it done against what may be the best defense in college football.

I know I am not alone in seeing this as a big moral victory for Tech. (LINK: Blackistone)

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Cotton Bowl tickets

If anyone is looking to buy some tickets to the Cotton Bowl, Kyler just let me know that someone at his office is selling theirs. Let me know if you're interested.....

Monday, December 19, 2005

Much needed commit at Linebacker



STAR-TELEGRAM STAFF WRITER

Texas A&M picked up the biggest commitment in its 2006 recruiting class with Haltom linebacker Anthony Lewis committing to the Aggies on Sunday.

"It's been a long process, but they have kind of always been right there throughout the whole recruiting process," Lewis said. "It was a tough decision, but in the end, I had to go with my instincts."

Lewis (6-foot-2, 228 pounds), a member of the Star-Telegram's Elite 11, had narrowed his choices to Oklahoma and Texas A&M. He said last week he wanted to wait until Texas A&M selected its defensive coordinator before making a decision. The Aggies announced Gary Darnell on Friday as the new defensive coordinator. Lewis visited Texas A&M this weekend and had a chance to talk with Darnell.

"I had a very good visit with Coach Darnell," Lewis said. "He seemed to fit in very well there and with the program."

As a senior, Lewis recorded 132 tackles along with five sacks and four forced fumbles.

Lewis is the 16th commitment for the Aggies and the first who was a member of the Star-Telegram's National Top 100 recruits.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Police probe connection between crimes, UT athletics


From the Dallas Morning News:

According to the statement, police are investigating allegations of aggravated assault with an automatic handgun on Sunday, Sept. 4, at 3:06 a.m. A location for the incident was not revealed in police records.

Police also are investigating allegations of attempted robbery by assault at 2:59 a.m. last Saturday at 500 E. Seventh St., in what is commonly referred to as Austin's Sixth Street entertainment district. According to the statement, police received a call reporting that a suspect used his hands, fist and feet to carry out the assault.

Austin attorney Ken Oden said he is advising Texas senior cornerback Cedric Griffin, who has been questioned by police in connection with the Dec. 10 incident.
According to The Ticket, Ramonce Taylor is also under investigation.

No freaking way this turns into anything at all. Without a doubt, Mack Brown or his consigliere has already had a "sit down" with the DA and the Austin Chief of Police, and reminded them that all UT starters are above the law, and that their careers will be in serious jeopardy if they pursue this matter any further.

With the Longhorns in the Rose Bowl, the entire starting lineup could gang rape Matthew McConaughey
, and it would be swept under that ridiculous carpet at Disch-Falk Field.

Friday, December 16, 2005

Two Tech receivers suspended

I predict that when the truth comes out, this suspension will be due to an unspecified violation of each other's rectum.


By KEITH WHITMIRE / The Dallas Morning News

Receivers Marquis Johnson and L.A. Reed have been suspended from the football team and will not play in the Jan. 2 AT&T Cotton Bowl against Alabama, a school spokesman confirmed. The suspension is for an unspecified violation of team rules.

Johnson ranks seventh on the team in receptions with 13 for 74 yards and one touchdown. Reed is eighth with 11 catches for 136 yards and no touchdowns.

The most recent depth chart lists Johnson as a backup to Joel Filani at the Z receiver spot and Reed as a backup to Robert Johnson at the Y receiver in Tech's spread offense.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

I hope this is a better hire than it looks on the surface


(dude looks like Jerry Glanville)

Gary Darnell
, a coaching veteran who once oversaw two of the worst defensive units in Texas history, is expected to be announced as Texas A&M's new defensive coordinator at 11 a.m. Friday, according to two A&M sources.

LINK to story

LINK to Gary Darnell coaching resume

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Other words that you can't spell without "Double T"

  • otter
  • mittens
  • smitten
  • pottery
  • petty
  • cottage
  • platter
  • putty
  • shatter
  • attorney
  • batter
  • butter
  • butthead
    Double-T words with specific meaning to Texas Tech:
    • attack
    • battle
    • slutty
    • smutty
    • attitude
    • shitty
    • tatty

    Wednesday, December 07, 2005

    A Day That Will Live in Infamy


    To the Congress of the United States -

    Yesterday, Dec. 7, 1941 - a date which will live in infamy - the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.

    The United States was at peace with that nation and, at the solicitation of Japan, was still in conversation with the government and its emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in the Pacific.

    Indeed, one hour after Japanese air squadrons had commenced bombing in Oahu, the Japanese ambassador to the United States and his colleagues delivered to the Secretary of State a formal reply to a recent American message. While this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or armed attack.

    It will be recorded that the distance of Hawaii from Japan makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time, the Japanese government has deliberately sought to deceive the United States by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace.

    The attack yesterday on the Hawaiian islands has caused severe damage to American naval and military forces. Very many American lives have been lost. In addition, American ships have been reported torpedoed on the high seas between San Francisco and Honolulu.

    Yesterday, the Japanese government also launched an attack against Malaya.

    Last night, Japanese forces attacked Hong Kong.

    Last night, Japanese forces attacked Guam.

    Last night, Japanese forces attacked the Philippine Islands.

    Last night, the Japanese attacked Wake Island.

    This morning, the Japanese attacked Midway Island.

    Japan has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the Pacific area. The facts of yesterday speak for themselves. The people of the United States have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our nation.

    As commander in chief of the Army and Navy, I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense.

    Always will we remember the character of the onslaught against us.

    No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the American people in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory.

    I believe I interpret the will of the Congress and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost, but will make very certain that this form of treachery shall never endanger us again.

    Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory and our interests are in grave danger.

    With confidence in our armed forces - with the unbounding determination of our people - we will gain the inevitable triumph - so help us God.

    I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Japan on Sunday, Dec. 7, a state of war has existed between the United States and the Japanese empire.