Friday, August 15, 2008

Money B = El Busto

My name is Martellus, but call me Money B
I run routes so weak, Parcells should call me "she".

I like to refer to myself a big time rapper
Cuz my on the field effort belongs in the crapper.

I don't really understand all of the bad pub
All my ego wants is just one big rub.

So pleez gimme what I want so that I don't have to pout
Just like I did after the latest Texas Tech rout.

3 comments:

Magnum said...

I have a feeling you could be right on the "bust". He may be mowing yards with Jamaar Toombs by spring.

bake said...

If he's a bust, it's a waste of talent. I do wonder what his contract terms are. On Hard Knocks, he said something of the effect it's guaranteed. Maybe that was his bonus though.

bake said...

I stand corrected - Money B apparently gets it.

And I'm glad. He can be really good if he wants to.