Monday, September 11, 2006

Joe's Aggie predictions

At this very moment, I can see my corneas are beginning to morph to a familiar shade of maroon. The Ags have so far, done what is expected of them, and have shown great improvement from week one to week two.

They will continue to dominate their weak conference schedule, and heading into the RoosterBowl, will boast an average margin of victory of over 30 points.

Sept 16--vs. Army
Blowout. McGee will be pulled early in the 3rd quarter again.

Sept 23--vs. LA Tech
This one will be closer than the others, and will be a nice test for the improving Aggie secondary, which they will pass. Ags win 36-13.

Sept 30--RoosterBowl IX vs Tech
Ags win 38-24. This will still not earn the Aggies any respect, as people will be beginning to question if Tech has returned to their old ways.

Oct 7--@ Kansas
Aggies first game outside of Texas this year doesn't slow them down. Jorvorskie Lane dominates in Lawrence, with a 200+ yard performance.

Oct 14-- vs. Missouri
Home field will play a big part in this Aggie victory. By this point in the season, The Wrecking Crew moniker will be back in full effect, and Chase Daniel will have his worst outing of the season for Mizzou. Aggies 24, Missouri 6.

Oct 21--@ Okie State
Which Woods brothers are still on this team? I don't know, but it won't matter. Ags clean house in Stillwater, 31-10.

Oct 28--@ Baylor
No upset on the Brazos this year, but those pesky Bears are getting better every week, and give A&M their best shot. Ags 39, Baylor 31.

Nov 4--vs. Nebraska
Nebraska has some success on offense today, but the "Blackshirts" turn pink in this embarrassing loss at Kyle Field. Ags 47, Huskers 38.

Nov 11--vs. Oklahoma
The Aggies always give OU a great game at Kyle Field. This one will be no different. A&M uses a punishing running game and stacks the box against Peterson, daring Stoops to put the ball in the air. The Ags capitalize on turnovers to squeak out a victory 31-30.

Nov 24-- @ Texas
The undefeated Aggies roll into Austin having already clinched the Big 12 South, as Texas has losses to OU and Tech. 2006 is the year that the Aggies begin a long winning streak against the horns, and turn the balance of power in the Big 12 for years to come. Aggies 42, Longhorns 12.

Dec 2-- Arrowhead Stadium, Kansas City
This rematch with Nebraska fares no better for the Cornholers. The Aggies are so strong now that they are virtually unbeatable. Ags roll in KC and make a big statement heading into Tempe.


January 4-- Fiesta Bowl, Tempe, AZ
On this day, the Texas Aggies will do what the Longhorns could not do yesterday........the 21-20 victory over Ohio State will bring the national championship back to our beloved school, after a long, 67 year drought.

5 comments:

bake said...

Pull on the other leg - it plays Jingle Bells

genexjorgy said...
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genexjorgy said...

Slowly but surely, the Aggies and Tigers are rising in the polls. This week, the Aggies come in at #33 in the AP and #34 in the coaches. Mizzou comes in at #35 in both polls. Circle October 14 on your calendar.

I'm getting ahead of myself. I realize. But when you look at Mizzou's and A&M's schedule between now and then, it is at least a possibility that both will be undefeated and ranked when they take they suit up at the very Revelie-soiled Kyle Field on that fateful day in October.

Mizzou's schedule between now and the day the Tigers cause the fans in College Station cry in the same way Williford cried when his favorite sweaty Chinese Linebacker was honored a couple of weeks ago at the Cowboys pre-season game: at New Mexico, Ohio, Colorado, at Texas Tech.

A&M's schedule between now and the day that Chase Daniel teaches Bloggy McGee how to run the shotgun-option is: Army, La. Tech, Texas Tech, at Kansas.

bake said...

Has McGee ever completed a pass?

Magnum said...

I think he completed both of them.....