Thursday, September 29, 2005
Bongs, et al, Part II
A&M:
Baylor: Will it be a "scrimmage" like last week's game against in-state powerhouse Central Texas, or will it be a blowout? Ags win, pulling away late and running up the score so Coach Fraud gets laid that night (by his wife).
@Colorado: Wow, could be real tough and low-scoring (sort of like trying to find a hot chick in Collie Station). Ags lose solely because of the venue, and complain afterwards of having batteries thrown at them by the Buffs band.
OSU: Gundy sucks in his first year. Ags win.
@K-State: Manhattan is not an easy place to win, and this should be a tough game. Ags win.
ISU: I told Joe to circle this one 2 months ago. ISU is tough. Ags lose and Torborgush is virtually assured of losing his job (it's Aggie tradition to fire the coordinator - ala pass the buck)
@Tech: Yeah, right. The only good news is that after this smack-down, Torborgush receives a call from Burt Reynolds to play Sheriff Bufford T Justice in "Smokey and the Bandit IV" He accepts and immediately begins a steady diet of 3 Death Burgers per day.
@OU: The Sooners get up for their last game, and instead of taking a knee on the Aggie 5 yard line this time around, Stoops goes for 6, and scores. Ags lose.
UT: Shocker! The Ags come to play after Dan Campbell gives an emotional pre-game "A&M is a school where men love women" plea. Ags win to save Coach Fraud's job and give the rest of us more fodder for next year and donations come pouring in for the new Andy Slocum weight training facility.
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So, you've got A&M going 6-5? Not out of the question I guess, and Torbush would definitely be gone, because if that happens, it won't be the fault of the offense, and someone's head will have to roll. At A&M, that's traditionally the coordinator, like you said.
Now, on the other hand, 6-5 has been a tradition in Lubbock, and is usually cause for celebration on the Tech campus, as long as they beat either A&M or UT, and eeked into a bowl. 6-5 in Lubbock gets the head coach a contract extension.
Glad to see you abandoned the family friendly thing. I wasn't sure where you got that anyway.
Funny you mention that (an Aggie living in the past, once again I might add....) - I distinctly remember someone's contract being extended (raise too?) after losing 5 games in 2004. (I won't even mention how many he lost in 2003)
Maybe he got his contract extended for actually beating Tech. It's logical.
deja vu all over again. and don't give me that living in the past crap. that's typical Techie-speak.
Let's see here: A&M loses by 31 points in its bowl game to make it a 5 loss season. The Ags did, however, manage to beat Tech for the first time in 4 years, so Fran was awarded an extension and raise.
I admit, that DOES sound like a pretty typical spring in Lubbock. If there are several consecutive 5 loss seasons and no improvement, you might even have a point. Only time will tell.
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